This is a Valentine's Day
Passion Coupon for all of the
hugs, kisses, and love
that you desire.
You can only redeem it
in the bedroom,
where you must strip off
all of your clothes,
kneel on the edge of the bed,
and await my tender touch.
Expect the most
delicious night of
passion imaginable,
because that's exactly
what I'm going to give you...
and then some!