Dear _____, I have the tools to satisfy and tonight you're not only going to get hot, you're going to burn. I'll show you what a master craftsman can do. I'll demonstrate my skills to you when I nail you to the wall and tweak your _________ until ______ rock hard and in need of some _______ ___________. At the same time, my ________ will inspect your ________ to make sure the plumbing is fully ________, a fit that's just right. Then I'll _______ you and drill __________ until you _________. Love, ________